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Top 10 Reasons Why Compilers Must Be Female
- Picky, picky, picky.
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
- Beautry is only shell deep.
- When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
- Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
- Always turning simple statements into big productions.
- Small talk is important.
- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
- They make you take the garbage out.
- Miss a period and they go wild.
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