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Some burning questions of the universe...

  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  • If you are born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
  • If you ate pasta and then antipasta, would you still be hungry?
  • If you tried to fail and succeeded, which have you done?
  • Is a castrated pig, disgruntled?
  • Why are haemorriods called haemorroids instead of asteroids?
  • Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot them?
  • Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
  • If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made out of the stuff?
  • Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
  • Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • How do I set my laser printer on stun?
  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, . . . is he still wrong? (YES!)
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • Why do they lock gas station restrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
  • If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain


  • Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
  • How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
  • Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread

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