"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. "

Winston Churchill

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

Phyllis Diller

"He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything. "

Arabian Proverb

"A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost."

Ferdinand Foch

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."

Nathaniel Borenstein

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer...it sings because it has a song"
Ancient Chinese proverb

"If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself. "

Confucius

"Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls."
Mother Theresa

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind"

Dr. Seuss

"All science is physics or stamp collecting"

E. Rutherford

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer. "

C.C. Colton

"What a moron."
Francoise Ducros, Jean Chrétien's Director of Communications - commenting about George W. Bush during a NATO session

"[President Bush is] a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all."

Prime Minister Jean Chrétien, in response to the above comment

"We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise."

Carolyn Parrish, MP, commenting on Bush's missile defence system

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple"
Oscar Wilde

"First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure"
Mark Twain

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics"
Benjamin Disraeli

" Then there was the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches ."
W. I. E. Gates

"Don't take yourself too seriously. You'll miss out on the most enjoyable person you'll ever meet."
Dale Schmitz

"When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us."
Alexander Graham Bell

"Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them."
C. Lacey

"What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you start?"
C. Lacey

"Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you."
C. Lacey

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.
Confucius

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Confucius

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
Attributed to Mark Twain and Abraham Lincoln

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