Well, everyone knows about Xanga - the free blogging thing on the internet.

NOT everyone knows about the weird posts I sometimes place on other peoples' blogs.

 

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Victim: Jaime

 

WHO's the shorty??! LOL You're the one who's still barely up to my chin!

 

(mind you, Vicky says the same thing, and i'm probably shrinking too.

Or maybe you're growing.

Or maybe we're ALL shrinking and it's just that you're shrinking slower than I am. Or maybe you're caught in a parallel universe where you think you're taller than me. In any case, you're not as tall as I am, therefore you're not tall, and can't call me shorty. And neither of us are taller than a giraffe, so therefore we can't call IT shorty either. Unless it's a baby giraffe in which case we might be taller than it. But then it could kick one or both of us and we'd be sprawled over the ground and we'd be short anyway. )

 

Or maybe I'm just bored and feel like ranting for no reason at all :P

Btw, your pic looks cool. Maybe I'll superimpose my head on that so *I* look cool in my pic too. Oh wait - you're shorter than I am. HA!

You're all conspiring against me, I know that... muahahahahahaha

Anyway, *slaps self* i'll try to be sane and not evil now.

*slaps self again* wait, I'm never sane OR "non-evil"!

Nevermind, take care :P Add me to msn!

Jason
(that's Mr. PANG to you! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Ok, really, I'll stop now.

 

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